Bingo Jokes

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked, Where did you get that?
His wife replied, I won it at bingo.
The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked, Where did you get that?
His wife replied, I won it at bingo.
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, Where did you get that?
His wife replied, Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!
His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, How come you put so little water in the tub?
He replied, I didn't want to wet your bingo card!



Two bingo players sit together
Face each other and wonder whether
Thee or me, which one will win
Me I hope will wear the grin.



PAT and MICK were playing free Bingo.
Pat kept looking over Micks shoulder saying, youve got that number mark it off, youve got that number mark it off.
After putting up with this for some time Mick got annoyed and said, why don you do your own sheet !?
Pat replied - I can its full !

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you don mind, but I feel much luckier when Im completely nude.
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, Mama needs new clothes!
Then she hollered...YES! YES! I WON! I WON!
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, What did she roll?
The other answered, I don know I thought YOU were watching!

Husband & wife playing bingo were competing to see who could call online bingo the most.
They were level pegging & both needed number 5 to win.
5 came up so they shared the win. Therefore even scoring ~
Not so !! wife exclaimed, I said it quicker !